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Oct. 9th, 2007 | 11:49 am
location: ulyanov and fucking sons, oh god someone kill me please
mood: amusedamused


nicole i know you read this don't lie and say you dont
it was good to see you this weekend
although i wish you hadn't sold all my shit, i mean really
was it too much to leave me a chair or something?
so what if i haven't been there in two years my name's still on the mortgage
even if you are the one paying it
(thanks by the way)
but seriously, those stools you left were shitty, where the fuck did you buy them
also i think aj wishes you'd learn to call first but i think it's more fun when you show up unannounced
that's how we roll in our family anyway

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new york was good, it was nice to get away from miami for a while
weekend went by too quick though since now i'm back at work and not hanging out in my loft which used to be awesome and now is just fucking empty, thanks nicole
a lot of good shit, though, just relaxing in the city
i handed over a few pages to steph when i stopped in to see her, she seemed surprised to see me and a little delighted that i actually, you know, wrote something
ajs family is fucking hilarious as always
you guys know you're not even canadian right? why the fuck do you do canadian thanksgiving? it's not even like canada had pilgrims and pocahontas and shit anyway, right?

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i cant decide if i miss the city or not
i miss the fashion, the glitz and glamor, the fact that the city never sleeps
i dont miss the bad shit, the constant headache, and the temptation
new york represents a lot of bad shit for me, but maybe someday i'll go back and start making better memories to replace the stuff i can't remember anyway
i want to go back someday, to live there again, it's not like miami has a thriving theatre circuit
its like off off off off off off broadway really
and i want my play in lights in nyc's theatre district, nowhere else
well maybe london, but i'll conquer one continent at a time, i guess

i guess i need to finish the play first though
right aj?

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also aj my mom called
and said that since i could apparently afford to go to new york randomly
that i absolutely have to go back to missouri for something since she hasnt seen me in two or three years or something blah blah blah
thanksgiving or christmas or veterans day i dont know if it even matters when
do you want to come with?
you can keep me from strangling lisa, or from locking her obnoxious kids in the basement
god i hope they all end up queer just to spite her
it'll be a delightful anderson family gathering
you know you want to come

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from: divas_sister
date: Oct. 9th, 2007 07:44 pm (UTC)
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Oh, you got me, big boy, I've secretly been reading your online bullshit blather because it excites me. Nathan, if you put half as much effort into writing as you do into being a waste of space on the internet, you'd be world famous by now and not just famous in your own mind.

I sold all your shit because you weren't using it, it was just collecting dust in the loft, and you never gave any indications of wanting to come back to Chelsea after your little run-off to Miami. At least I left you the money, and I hope you didn't spend it on stupid shit. Nathan, for god's sake, you've been living in a glorified hotel for two years. Can't you at least rent a real apartment there? If you need a co-signer because your credit is in the shitter, I'll come down and do it, you know that.

And don't knock the stools, you wouldn't know good furniture even if it bit you, Nathan. They were perfectly good, amazingly expensive stools and I do not want to know what the hell you and AJ were doing to break that stool in the first place.

You sure as hell better come back home for Christmas this year. If I have to endure one more year of ma going on and on about how her precious Nathan never calls her anymore, boo hoo sob sob, I don't know what I'll do. Bring AJ, ma likes him.

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from: lowonink
date: Oct. 9th, 2007 07:48 pm (UTC)
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1. He does write. I keep on him for that. It's a hard job but somebody has to do it.

2. ALL I DID WAS SIT ON THE STOOL! THAT'S IT! So you walked in on a very compromising moment, but I swear all I did was sit on it and then I was on the floor.

3. I'm game for Christmas, but I'll be in big trouble for missing Hanukkah at home.

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from: divas_sister
date: Oct. 9th, 2007 07:55 pm (UTC)
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Oh, look! You have one of these things too. I can harass you via-internet as well as my brother. My day, it is made.

Can't you, I don't know, keep on him to write faster? Four years is a long time to have nothing but a handful of pages that no one's allowed to read. Are you allowed to read it, even? I'm starting to think that maybe Nathan isn't a writer at all and this is just some lie he's cooked up. It wouldn't be the first time.

Sitting. Mmhm. Well, whatever you did while you were sitting on it, you somehow managed to break it. Were you hurt? Maybe we can sue.

There's a thousand days of Hanukkah, you can miss a couple to come celebrate Baby Jesus and Christianity and Three Wise Men, and also to keep Nathan for being arrested for murder. Personally, I wouldn't mind so much, but I think ma wouldn't be too keen on it.

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from: lowonink
date: Oct. 10th, 2007 01:45 am (UTC)
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It's impossible to get him to write at all. I don't mind how fast he does it so long as he gets it done and does it well. And no, he hasn't let me see the pages, but he will one day. I trust him and apparently Stephanie saw them while we were in NYC.

Only my pride was wounded and as much as people seem to be suing for that these days, I don't think it's worth it. I'm already over it.

There are eight days of Hanukkah and Nathan won't let us fly again so traveling back and forth is going to be Impossible. I'll be there, I'm just letting you know that I'll be in trouble for it. The things I do for you people.

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from: divas_sister
date: Oct. 10th, 2007 01:56 am (UTC)
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When we were kids, I found the only way to get him to do things was to beat him up. You should try that. He moves the slowest in the mornings, it's easier to ambush him then.


Eight, a thousand, meh. Same difference. You don't have to come if you don't want; my brother's just an ass who can't do anything on his own.

Wait, wait, hold on.

NATHAN ANDERSON YOU ARE PLANNING ON DRIVING TO GODDAMN MISSOURI?

Nathan. Seriously. It's an airplane. It's not the end of the world. My god, little brother, nothing ever happened to you on an airplane, you have no logical reason to be afraid of it. Just. Good god, Nathan. A couple of hours of anxiety versus 20 hours of driving? You've completely lost it.

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from: cartridgefull
date: Oct. 10th, 2007 03:44 am (UTC)
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yes i am driving to missouri if i come home
i hate airplanes

your choice is:
a. me driving and getting there relatively sane
b. me getting hooked on pills again because i cant handle being THOUSANDS OF FEET UP IN THE AIR IN A MOTHERFUCKING METAL BIRD NICOLE. IT IS A BIG METAL TUBE WITH NO LOGICAL REASON TO STAY UP EXCEPT FOR THAT IT DOES.

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from: cartridgefull
date: Oct. 9th, 2007 11:32 pm (UTC)
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aj don't encourage her

and since when did you guys do hanukkah
i mean fuck didnt you guys do kwanzaa the other year
and your mom sent me a happy ramadan card a couple of years ago, remember
what the fuck is wrong with your family

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from: lowonink
date: Oct. 10th, 2007 01:46 am (UTC)
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Actually, Hanukkah's the only holiday we do every year given the fact that we actually are Jewish. Well, not really practicing, but close enough.

We just like holidays, shut up.

Anyway we're going to your family for whatever holiday you feel like it so stop complaining. You'll make it look like we're dating or something.

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from: cartridgefull
date: Oct. 10th, 2007 03:46 am (UTC)
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as opposed to pretend jewish?

will you teach me the dreidel song

lol dreidel

nicole will think whatever she wants, shes crazy

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from: cartridgefull
date: Oct. 9th, 2007 11:30 pm (UTC)
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oh christ nicole
i was only kind of joking i didn't think you actually
oh god nicole seriously wtf

i actually spend more time watching aj be a waste of space on the internet
i only have this thing because he made me do it
so there

i kind of like the glorified hotel
but if i ever decide to get a real apartment you'll be the first to know
well, second after aj
or third because i'd have to tell harold i was moving out
but then youd know
also getting an apartment makes it all more real or final or some shit, like it'll be that much harder to go home to nyc

nicole you've got a dirty mind
he just sat on the stool and boom down on his ass
but whatever

i call mom all the time, once every couple of weeks or something
all because i dont call her every day
she freaks out

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from: divas_sister
date: Oct. 9th, 2007 11:45 pm (UTC)
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Nathan, your use of punctuation is so artistic.

Just come home for Christmas. Or, shit, Veteran's Day or whenever you want. We all miss you, especially ma and dad, but also Lisa and Richard and their kids. She just has a weird ass way of showing it. but she misses you too.

Also ma needs someone else to pick on and start fights with in Italian and to force sandwiches on. You could use a sandwich, little brother.

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from: cartridgefull
date: Oct. 10th, 2007 03:55 am (UTC)
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im an artist what do you expect

lisa and richard and the kids can well whatever
she means well blah blah blah but i wish she'd lay off for once
if i come home can you make her promise to not be a fucking psycho to me?
yeah i know, 'were all adults let bygones be bygones jesus nathan youre almost 30 cant you just let it go et etc'
i'm working on it but i dont think she's working on it

i eat plenty
shut up
you come here and feed me yourself if youre that worried

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